A Bunch Of Stupid Questions

Welcome to the July 30th version of Thursday Thunks!

(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)
Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by

Kimber, the number 14 and the color of life. (2 questions by Ber, figure out which 2.)

1. You are in an enclosed space with a group of friends. Elevator, auto, small room, etc.. You fart and it really stinks. Do you take credit for it or do you play along with the questioning of who did it?
Sadly, I'd probably just start laughing at how stinky it was and I'd give myself away

On that topic, LOL ... On Wednesday my mom, brother and I were in a toy store and I had horrible gas after eating a whole plate of chili cheese fries for lunch. I went three aisles down from where they were and let a little fart out. Then I walked back to where they were. The smell was so bad that it followed me. I didn't tell them that I did it, and suddenly my mom smelled it and said "Dear God, which of you did that?" I started cracking up and said that I thought I was far enough away when I did it that they wouldn't be able to smell it. I wonder how many other people had to smell it

Once again, there I go with my T.M.I. confessions... haha

2. You are locked in a room sitting at a desk with just a piece of paper and a purple crayon. What do you draw?
Hearts

3. Do you ever pee in the shower?
I have a long time in the past, when I was a kid... and there were a few nights about 4 years ago, but you guys don't want to hear about that...

4. Have you bought, sold or got rid of something on Craigslist?
No... Craigslist is evil

5. You are in a convenience store. In the line in front of you is a drunk guy trying to purchase more alcohol. The cashier tells him they cannot sell it to him because he is obviously already intoxicated. He gets belligerent. The cashier is scared. What do you do?
Stand there and try not laugh

6. While shopping for produce, do you "sample" before you buy (i.e. grapes)?
Produce? What's produce? ... I am a meat eater .... anyways I'd never sample things like that

7. You are walking down the street and there is a toddler sitting on a bench by themselves in front of a store - do you just keep walking?
Depends on what side of the city I'm on. If it was the northside, I probably would ask the kid where his parents are... If it was the southside, I'd quietly keep walking. If I talked to the kid, some mad momma might pull out a gun and shoot me

8. Have you looked up an old friend and/or lover online?
All the time. What do you think I was doing before filling this out?

9. You are nearly in a car/auto accident. Do you freak out, follow the person who nearly caused it & talk to them or just keep going?
Driving on the interstates I almost get into accidents several times a day. I am used to it. I just keep going