threesomes and bad habits

1. Your mate or spouse or the person you have known on a personal level for quite a while, comes to you and suggests that things need to be spiced up and suggests a threesome. what is your reaction?
I'd say, "I've been waiting for you to suggest that." Then I'd ask if he was thinking another girl or a guy. Then I'd say I'd have to pick out the other person because I'm too picky to let him choose

2. you are doing the shopping at the grocery store and there is one bad habit you wish your mate would give up and it's on your list to buy. Do you conveniently forget the item or go ahead and feed their habit?
who is this mate you keep asking about? LOL ...

3. Your spouse/mate/date is driving and you are feeling seriously scared about the speed the they are traveling. You have already complained twice about their driving skills. Do you demand they slow down? or bite your lip? Will they call you a backseat driver and will an argument more than likely breakout?
Argument always breaks out.... that's why I always try to be the one driving

4. Your neighbors put their dogs out at 630 AM everyday and they bark non stop and wake you up. How do you handle the problem?
I'm the neighbor with the dogs that bark at all times ... damn Oreo

5. Tell us about something that you can do that more than likely not a lot of other people can do.
Make a sexual reference out of anything

6. Do you still have any of your childhood toys that might be worth some money?
Nope, sold them all in garage sales to pay for food

7. what is/was your all time favorite Beatles Song??
I can't think of a single Beatles song that I can even stand

8. If you felt motivated to really tighten up the house hold budget, what item would you need to give up to save money?
Caffeine, but I'd rather do away with anything else than my 6+ daily bottles of Dr Pepper