Lather Up, Laugh It Up, And Have A Colorful Day!

1. Does soap or shampoo have to really lather up for you to feel that it cleaned thoroughly?

Yes, well as much as my hard water will let it lather up

2. Do you have a long standing joke with someone that you still laugh about every time you talk to that person?
It's not really a joke I guess, but when I was 16 and had mono, I was totally out of it one day and called a horse a "kitty." I was so drugged up at the time. To this day, 11 years later my mom and I call horses "kitties" instead of horses

3. Share something that happened to you this past week that was unusual.
I got a transvaginal ultrasound. That was very gross and unusual

4. If you dropped a purple crayon and a green crayon off a roof, which would melt faster in the sun?
They'd melt at the same time, combine and make a gross brown poopy color

5. You are standing in line (grocery store, bank, etc.), and someone gets in line behind you that stinks. The stink is so bad that people in line in front of you turn around and look to see if you are the one causing the stink. Do you cover your nose, hold your breath, breathe through your mouth or just get out of line altogether?
Cover my nose and mouth the words "Oh my God" so the others know it wasn't me

6. If you dropped your cell phone in the toilet, would you fish it out? If so, how much soap would you use to wash your hands afterwards?
Who would leave their $200 phone in a toilet??? I'd use tons of soap and hand-sanitizer

7. Sydney Australia dust storm (link). How long do you think it would take you to clean your house after that sort of dust storm?
Probably will be cleaning for the rest of my life in the house because I'm OCD like that

8. Do you think you can dance?
Nope, but that doesn't stop me from dancing around the house in a tshirt and panties

9. You are out to eat and someone across the room is staring at you. Do you get paranoid, try to ignore them, or go find out why they are staring at you?
Well, are they hot or not? If they're good looking, I'll do a cute little smile. If not, I'll roll my eyes and then ignore them

10. Come up with a crazy, wacky Thursday Thunk question.
Do you have a super-secret hiding place and what's in it?