Working on the Black Friday newspaper. It's always huge because of all the ads, and somehow we have to find stories and photos to fill the damn space
2. What is the one thing you are most thankful for this year?
My divorce. My life is so great without the psycho ex
3. Most families get together for the holidays. Are your family gatherings on the pleasant side or do they tend to be more drama filled?
Since my mom left my dad, our family gatherings are quite pleasant. They're mostly my mom, younger brother, and me, so we get along perfectly
4. The President has decided not to call his tree a Christmas tree, but instead is calling it a Holiday tree. Do you think this is a good idea, just plain stupid or you could care less either way?
I couldn't care less
5. Are you going shopping on Black Friday and if so are you insane?
No I'm not going Black Friday shopping, but I'm still insane
6. What is up with Santa and his Hos?
Santa's a pimp
7. Do you have any favorite holiday traditions?
Eating tons and tons of food
8. I am afraid my 2 year old will attack the Christmas tree this year (she has "oooo shiny" syndrome). What do you suggest I do to keep her from destroying the tree and running off with all the ornaments?
Put the tree up on a table like my mom does to keep it away from the doggies
9. What is the worst gift you have ever received?
My grandmother on my dad's side of the family gave me a box of "sexy" panties when I was only 12 years old. It was so beyond inappropriate
10. Do think Santa Claus is creepy?
Fuck yes. Santa is evil. Ever since I saw the "Santa porn" in 2003 (long story), I've thought he was creepy
11. How do you celebrate New Years Eve?
I don't celebrate it. It's not really a good holiday for recovering alcoholics. New Years parties just make me want to drink, so I avoid the holiday altogether and work that night each year
12. Do you believe in re-gifting (aka giving someone else a present you got but don't like)?
I think it's fine.... If I get something I don't like, I first try to sell it on eBay. If it doesn't sell, I re-gift it
13. Are you one of those people who save the bows and undamaged gift wrap off of the opened gifts?
Nope, I rip the paper and bows to shreds as I open the presents then trash it all
2 comments:
Congrats on getting rid of the psycho ex.
The tree on the table is not that bad of an idea. If only it would fit. lol
Thank goodness for the divorce and have a good holiday.
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