The Dating Profiles Meme: Dancing in the Rain1. Ever dance in the rain?
Yes, it's fun. Or wait, was that a euphemism for sex in the rain?
2. Just Do It!
Isn't that what Katherine Heigl's character in "Knocked Up" said that led to her getting pregnant?
3. I am honest and I hope that you are too.
Nope, I'm a chronic liar...
4. When it comes to the someone I'm attracted to, I haven't had much luck.
Maybe you should lower your expectations
5. I have an intellectual/cultural side and hope you do too.
Hmm, art galleries, museums, poetry readings ... too boring for me
6. I love being active yet I can be a couch potato.
The couch potato part sounds attractive
7. Is there really such a thing as 'single by choice'?
Yes, but if you're single by choice, why are you joining a dating service?
8. Well I am a open, honest, strong, eager, happy, fun, intelligent, hardworking, dedicated, kind hearted and GODfearing person.
Way to go picking out all the good descriptive words from the example profile and then add Godfearing to make yourself appear religious
9. Easy going is my life, Classy is my style.
If you were really that easy going, you'd just put on whatever is comfortable and not have a true style
10. Take naps and drink plenty of water.
Um, thanks for the advice, MOM
1 comments:
Lowering expectation is about right! Thanks for playing, Jennifer...
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