FaceTwit

The Facebook Meme (aka The FaceTwit Meme)

1. Facebook has now surpassed Google in number of users and traffic.How much time do you spend on Facebook? If not FB, do you use Twitter?
Well... that's not really a fair question to ask me. I keep Facebook running in the background of my computer all the time. I use Twitter a little also

2. What is Farmville? I do not understand why people are asking me for margarine.
To quote Ryan Seacreast: "Farmville is like the Sims of farming"

3. Do you war in the Mafia Wars? I do not understand why people are asking me for cows.
I don't do the whole Mafia Wars thing. It looks stupid

4. What is Cafe World? I do not understand why people are asking me for bullets!
I assume you have a cafe, but I don't use it either

5. Are you being bombarded with these "See Who Has Been Looking At your Profile - See Who Your Peeps Are?" application request lately? I don't understand why people are asking me for my photograph and that of my dogs.
Yep, been bombarded with it. It's all bogus if you ask me

6. Which FB or Twitter applications, tags or gifts irritate you the most and why?
See question #5

7. Every morning I am faced with the question at the top of my Facebook profile page, "What's On Your Mind?" Now Mr. Online Mailman wants to know the same thing. Does the whole world need to know what I'm thinking at every moment? I can't write that in a public place ya know. But if you had to answer that question honestly at 9:00 am each morning, what would you say?
You assume I'm awake at 9 a.m.... ?

8. Do you know how you became friends and followers with everyone in your list on Facebook and Twitter?
Pretty much I think

9. Have you ever been deceived online by someone you thought was someone else? How did you know?
My exhusband created a fake profile and tried to get me to believe he was someone from my hometown. I caught him in his lie because he didn't know key facts about where things were in the town

10. Do you enjoy chatting via Yahoo Messenger or AOL the old-fashioned way? If so, who do you chat with most online?
I use AIM, yahoo, and MSN through Trillian. I prefer that to Facebook/Myspace chats and Twitter

11. Have you ever been contacted on Facebook or via email under false pretenses, for dubious purposes, or by meddling nosy people in general?
I'm sure I have

12. Think about it. We are all flitting around making bird noises on the internet. What would the PETA people say?! Can you think of a more suitable animal mascot for Twitter? What kind of sound would we make?
Who cares what PETA says? I support their mission, but their methods are crap

13. What kind of new cool innovative application would you like to see on Facebook or Twitter? What would you call it?
I'd like an application to block all the other applications

14. Have you ever had to block someone from Facebook or Twitter?
I've blocked lots of people

15. Do you allow your real life friends to communicate with you there or do you prefer to be incognito to the universe at large?
I let anyone contact me online

16. Do you belong to any CAUSES on Facebook or Twitter? If so, what makes you passionate about them and why did you join?
I belong to some on Facebook. I honestly can't tell you which ones

17. Do you know what a Twibe is?
It's like a tribe on Twitter

18. Have you ever rage twitted? Tell me!
I've manic tweeted when I posted tweets every couple seconds for hours at a time

19. I find that more and more people are reading my blogs on Facebook and commenting there. Do you share your blog posts on Facebook? Do you find that it helps or hinders your blog traffic?
I normally don't do it

20. Wanna be my friend on FB? I have nearly 800 now. At least I'd recognize you!
Sure, why not...