Sunshine of Your Life

The Dating Profiles Meme: Sunshine of Your Life

1. friends are the sunshine of your life.
I wish that was my experience. My friends have always been such drama queens that they made my life worse

2. i am an accountant and musician with a wicked sense of humor.
Hopefully he doesn't sing songs about doing taxes

3. all i can say is that i am tired of the games.
Well I'm out. If you won't play Scrabble or UpWords with me, you're out of the picture. haha

4. I spent the last year focusing on me, which is something I hadn't done in a really long time. It's been a lot of fun!
Yep, masturbating can be a lot of fun

5. Am looking for someone that can make me happy and be there for me through thick and thin and that can help me find the treasure that i have lost and will see me through all my ups and down, that is loving caring, understanding, that will respect my opinion and most of all that play the game of love....
... and that will put up with my massive run-on sentences

6. I want love.
Don't we all?

7. Looking for someone to spend quality time with, who respects me for who I am and who is satisfied with the direction that their life is going.
What if I'm going in more than one direction at the same time?


8. Something I haven't done yet that I would like to do is deep sea diving.
Bring me back a puffer fish


9. The thing I am most grateful for is being alive.
Well I'd hope so

10. need some one to make me hole.
Make you an asshole? Perhaps you should add a W to say "whole"