What are you thinking?

This week's meme is called "What are you thinking"? For each scenario, give your interpretation of what the person may have been thinking.

1. The person with 40 items in the 12 items or less line.
They're thinking that no one else will notice their 28 extra items

2. The driver who is smoking and talking on a cell phone while driving.
He's thinking he's Superman and can do everything

3. The father with 8 children and a TV show who cheats on his wife...over and over again...
Repeat answer to #2

4. Facebook and their security features.
They're thinking "money money money" and nothing else

5. Heidi Montag
Who the hell cares what she was thinking?

6. People who attempt to sell Viagra via spam comments.
They're also thinking "money money money"

7. Those wonderful shoppers who catch up on their phone calls while shopping.
They think no one can hear them talk about their one-night stand last night and the horrible diarrhea this morning

8. People who find themselves on the People of Walmart website.
They're thinking "I'm a redneck and I'm damn proud of my cottage cheese thighs and visible bra"

9. People who just can be stupid....
Frankly, they're probably just not thinking

10. People with multiple-multiple piercings.
They think they look cool when they don't

11. Blog Stalkers
"I love this blog, but I don't care to leave a comment"

12. In-laws who are controlling or bossy.
They think they're the shit

13. People who use or wear items and then attempt to return them.
Obviously they think they're going to get away with it