For each answer, see how many words that start with "F" that you can use (without having to use THE F-word).You can use other words but, make sure at least one word in each answer starts with the letter "F". Have fun!1. What's your favorite kind of pizza?
The fun-to-eat, fabulous Mac & Cheese pizza at CiCi's Pizza
2. What is the best day of the week and why?
Any day but Friday. Friday's are horrible for journalists
3. If you were to go to McDonald's for lunch, what would you order?
A Big Mac, which is full of fabulous fat, for me and French Fries for the dogs
4. The phone rings and you're in a bad mood. You answer it and it's a telemarketer. What do you say?
"Take my friggin' phone number off your list"
5. You're driving down the street, attempting to keep a safe distance between you and the person in front of you, some loud little car cuts in front of you. What do you do?
Try to forget it happened before I go freaking crazy before I put my foot up their fat ass
6. It's 95 degrees (35c) and the humidity makes it intolerable. Your friend who is vacationing for the month at a beach side home calls and asks you what your weather is like. What do you say?
"So freakin' hot that I can fry an egg on the concrete"
7. What happened to you or what have you done in the past week, that you would never want anyone else to have to go through?
Friday night at the "Dark Tower" (my office)
8. What would have rather been doing this past weekend?
Floating in a pool for hours
9. What visions (as in people) would you rather not have to look at in the summer?
Freaks that frequent Walmart
10. This is the socialite better known as "The Cat Lady." She found her millionaire hubby cheating on her and divorced him in 1999. They say that since then she has reportedly spent $4 million on plastic surgery.
In 20 words or more, using as many "F" words as possible, write a short paragraph on the above.
The freaky female with the fake feline face has forked out too many Benjamin Franklins on plastic surgery because her marriage failed. Some time in the future, she'll probably file for bankruptcy because her finances have flatened out. Her face is nothing but a fraud, and she's a fool. That much stupidity should be fatal
Okay...so Einstein wants to know, as do we, how many "F" words did you use without have to use "The F-word"?
Forty-three
4 comments:
LOL!!!
I also used a pic from Walmart!! Oh my we sure see many freaks around walmart!
Have a Freaking awesome Monday!
Mac and cheese pizza? There's something new.
Lot's of great uses of the "f" words today.
Thanks for playing.
http://harrietandfriends.com/2010/06/finding-pleasure-in-google-voice/
ii's has mac n cheese pizza? Dude Ive been missing out.
Loved your F'n paragraph!
Did you secretly take that picture of someone at Wal-Mart? As ridiculous at it looks, it friggin' looks looks like someone that could be there! It made me LOL! : )
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