The Oh My! Meme, Part One

Sunday Stealing: The Oh My! Meme, Part One

1. The phone rings; who don't you want it to be?
My boss asking me to come in on my day off

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
If there's one of the cart corral things near my car, I'll put it in there. If there isn't one near, I just leave it in the middle of a parking space. Yes, I am one of THOSE people

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
Listener

4. What was the last compliment that someone gave you?
My boss complimented me on a page I designed at the newspaper. She said I was very "resourceful"

5. Do you play the lottery?
I love getting scratcher tickets sometimes, and I buy Powerball tickets when the jackpot gets really high

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, who would you want with you?
Angus MacGyver. Yes I know he's a fictional character, but he can survive any situation

7. Do you like to ride horses?
It's been so long since I rode one that I can't even remember what it was like

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
My parents didn't have enough money to send me to camps. The closest thing I ever went to was vacation Bible schools, which were free and only lasted four hours a day for five days

9. What is your favorite party game?
Scattergories


10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you go for it?
I seriously doubt it

11. When was the last time that you lied?
When I answered #10

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
I am a protestant Christian, and I married an atheist. It is one of the main reasons we're divorced now. I will never again go for someone with that different of beliefs

13. If you have a S/O, who pursued who? If not, do you like to pursue or be pursued?
I liked my current boyfriend for a couple years. I used to try to subtly flirt with him, but it never worked. Finally I just had to ask him out.

14. Use six words to describe yourself.
Female, crazy, moody, tired, Oklahoman, hungry

15. Name a song that could make you cry?
Carrie Underwood's "Temporary Home" makes me cry every time I listen to it

16. Are you pleased with your education?
No, I want to go back to college and pursue a degree in psychology, and I want to become a therapist to help other people

17. How do you feel about gun control?
I think it should be much more difficult to get guns. I think we need much stricter laws

18. If your house was on fire, what thing would be the first thing you grabbed?
My dogs

19. How often do you have a romantic weekend?
My boyfriend and I go out on romantic dates a few times a month

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
Past

21. What was the last adult magazine that you have read?
Does "Maxim" count? If so, last night

22. What are you told about your eyes?
I'm constantly told that my eyes are like open books. If you want to know how I really feel about something, just look in my eyes. That's why I always avoid eye contact

23. How tall is just right?
Just right for what???

24. Where is your dream house located?
Somewhere there isn't tornadoes, hurricanes, severe snow/ice storms, or earthquakes. Basically I want to live in an ideal location that only has one season. I don't think that location exists

25. Do you have a secret fetish?
Yes and I'll leave it a secret

26. Have you tried bourbon? If yes, what type?
I probably have, but I have no idea what type it was

27. Have you ever seen a male or female stripper?
I've seen female strippers once. For my birthday in 2008, my boyfriend at the time took me to a strip club. It was actually my idea because I had never been to one. A few months later the strip club burned to the ground in a fire. Go figure...

28. When was the last time you were at TGI Fridays?
A couple weeks ago my boyfriend and I took our friend/ex-coworker to TGI Fridays because she sent me a text saying the Jack Daniels grilled meat on their commercial looked good, and it made me hungry for their food. So I offered to take her there

29. When was the last time you were at Church?
Three Sundays ago. My boyfriend and I have been going to church on Sundays, but the last two Sundays we haven't made it there

30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
So far, I haven't left the house

31. What was your favorite job?
Working for the last newspaper I worked for. It was a smaller community newspaper, and I had much more freedom on what I did. I now work for a corporate-type newspaper

32. What condiments do you like at your BBQ?
Ketchup and sweet barbecue sauce

33. Bud is hosting Thursday Thunks this week. Will you play?
I play most weeks. Sometimes I'm too lazy to do it

34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
I look like an even combination of both

35. Who was the last person that you showered with (it's okay to leave out the name)?
That ex-boyfriend who took me to the strip club. He came into the shower with me without asking me if it was ok