Red, White and Blue meme

It's time for the Red, White and Blue meme. For each word below, write a sentence using the word and the color red, white and/or blue. Have fun!

1. Man.
I don't believe for a second that a man really gets blue balls

2. Woman.
Out of all the blue Smurfs, I never understood why there was only one woman

3. Car.
Those red, white, and blue flags that people stick on their car windows are annoying


4. Underwear.
My boyfriend has a Superman obsession, and I'm sure he probably has red, white, and blue underwear with the Superman logo. (Not that he'd admit it to me)


5. Socks.
My white socks aren't very white anymore. I should bleach 'em

6. Pizza.
Pizza should only be made using red sauce, never ever white sauce, and never have bleu cheese

7. Stupid.
Birds who eat berries and make blue poop on your car are stupid little bastards

8. Smart.
It's really smart to not wear bright red skin-tight shirts if you have massive fat rolls

9. Sexy.
What's sexy and red, white and blue? Britney Spears in this really old photo...


10. Strong.
Red hots are too strong of a spice for me

11. Twins.
Thank God red-headed Carrot Top doesn't have a twin


12. Bus.
I'll never forget the crazy times I had on the blue & white activity bus during high school

13. Harriet.
Harriet should've made a red, white, and blue cake for the Fourth of July holiday weekend


14. Monday.
I always wake up feeling blue on Mondays... oh wait that's every day of the week

15. Seriously.
Seriously, red is not the new pink