Christine O'Donnell

Here's Wednesday Wickedness! Today we picked Christine O'Donnell.

1. On why she's anti masturbation: "If he already knows what pleases him and he can please himself, then why am I in the picture?" Have you ever heard a stupider statement? If yes, when?
 I made a comment about nun-themed porn last week, and my boyfriend said "Well I'm sure nuns have to get naked at some point." ... Well no crap, I hope they at least shower

2. “Physics put people in spiritual harm the way pimps put people in physical harm.” Do you believe that prostitution should be legalized?
 I am actually a firm believer that prostitution should be legalized. Same with marijuana. That way the government can regulate the industries and collect taxes on them. Prostitutes and drug dealers make tax-free income. It's not fair to those of us who work our asses off at normal jobs and then have to pay taxes on it

3. “We took the Bible out of public schools. Now we're having weekly shootings. We had the 60s sexual revolution and now people are dying from aids.” What benefits do you think the 60s' sexual revolution has given us?
 I'm not sure I know an answer to that exactly. None of my history classes covered the sexual revolution

4. “The Bible says that lust in your heart in committing adultery.” Do you think having a sexual fantasy when you're married or part of a couple is wrong?
 It's absolutely fine. It's human to fantasize

5. On co-ed dorms: “What's next? Orgy rooms? Menage-trois rooms? Coedness is like a radical agenda forced on college students.” Have you ever been asked to participate in other than a one on one sexual experience?
 Haha.... um .... I did two threesomes (a guy and another girl) in college, and got asked to do another one with two men, but I declined that. I've also been invited to swingers' groups which I'm sure would have turned into orgies, and I declined them too

6. “Creationism, in essence, is believing that the world began as the Bible in Genesis says, that God created the earth in six days, six 24 hour periods. And there is just as much, if not more, evidence supporting that.” What is your favorite dinosaur? Why?
 Definitely not Barney. That purple bastard creeps me out....

7. “I dabbled in witchcraft. I hung around people who were doing these things. I'm not making this stuff up." What's the strangest thing that you “dabbled” in?
 I dabbled in some witchcraft myself when I was a teenager. I promptly stopped when one of my "spells" seemed to work and I got creeped out

8. "I am not a clone of Sarah Palin. I have my own thoughts." How different is Sarah Palin's political agenda from your own?
 I have no political agenda

9. "American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains." What animal would you like your brain cross breed with?
 Dogs... I'd like to gain the ability to love someone unconditionally like dogs

10. "[H]omosexuals [are] getting away with nudity! They're getting away with lasciviousness! They're getting away with perversion!" Have nude homosexuals ever interfered with your day?
 Going back to my answer to #5 ... The two guys who tried to get me to do a threesome may have not been homosexuals, but they sure were comfortable being nude together. I was sufficiently creeped out ... I should say that gays don't creep me out... Seeing my boyfriend naked with his "best friend" did creep me out