C- What color/flavor candy cane should I put in your stocking?
I'd prefer chocolates or caramels to candy canes. I've never liked candy canes of any sort
I'd prefer chocolates or caramels to candy canes. I've never liked candy canes of any sort
H- If Santa really comes down the chimney of people's houses and he busts out the bricks on the way down, do you think that is covered by his Christmas insurance?
With the way my insurance company works, I doubt anything he does would be covered by insurance
With the way my insurance company works, I doubt anything he does would be covered by insurance
R- Did you know that rabbits eat their own poop to get the nutrients from the food that they didn't get from it the first time they ate it?
Eww...
Eww...
I- Have you ever sucked on an icicle?
Sure, who hasn't?
Sure, who hasn't?
S- Do you think there is too much sex on tv?
Nope, I think there should be more, much much more
Nope, I think there should be more, much much more
T- We're eating tacos. Taco sauce - hot, medium, mild or OMG my butthole is going to hurt tomorrow! ?
Very very mild
Very very mild
M- Are you sick of Christmas music yet?
I was sick of it by December 5th
I was sick of it by December 5th
A- Add up the number of windows in your house, subtract that number by the number of doors you have in your house, multiply that by the number of hallways you have in your house and then add the number of light switches. Whats your answer?
10 - 3 = 7 * 1 = 7 + 12 = 19
10 - 3 = 7 * 1 = 7 + 12 = 19
S- You build a snowman (yes you really do), what color hat do you have him wear? And now you are going to build a sand castle (yes, shut up, you do that too), does it have a moat?
Leopard print hat with furry trim on the snowman, and of course my sand castle would have a moat
Leopard print hat with furry trim on the snowman, and of course my sand castle would have a moat
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Looking at your math, I realize I screwed up mine... off to edit!
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