1. Please don't judge me by my posted pic...better ones to come soon!!!
Dude, first impressions are everything. I'm going to judge you by your current photo, and I'm sure I will not be contacting you because of how ugly it is
2. Life isn't puppies, kittens, and rainbows all the time.
No, but it should be ... Throw in some candy, and it's awesome
3. My goal is to get back to me over this next year.
So what, are you pretending to be someone fake right now?
4. I can find the good in anyone and feel like I am open and trusting.
I used to think there is good in everyone, but there just isn't good in some people. The only person you can trust is yourself... well hopefully you can trust yourself
5. I give great massages.
Being able to masturbate and please yourself doesn't mean you can give other people "great" massages
6. Please drop me a line if you are interested in me or my cultural background.
Sorry, I'm not cultural. I won't be dropping any sort of line
7. When it comes right down to it, I enjoy putting a smile on someone's face.
Well you better be good at making severely dirty inappropriate jokes cause that's what I think is funny
8. I love the outdoors and being active. Loving sports and the outdoors is a plus.
I hate sports and the outdoors. I'm so not the girl for you
9. If you are looking to someone to grow older with, look no more....
.... cuz you're already old. Haha
10. I appreciate and find the beauty in all seasons, though autumn is my favorite.
I prefer spring
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