Eating Grapes in the Rain

1. If all the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting? In their own personal hells

2. If ghosts exist and are around us now, what happens if all life on Earth is destroyed? Would ghosts remain or also be destroyed? If ghosts are energy and energy on the planet is destroyed, wouldn't it destroy ghosts?
I don't believe in ghosts.... but I do find watching them on TV shows like "Being Human" to be entertaining 

3. How do you know you live in the real world?
I bleed, therefore I am

4. What the best/worst April Fools Day joke that has ever been played on you? Same question for one that you have played on someone else.
I don't remember one being played on me or playing one on anyone else by me.  I do remember though all the boys in one of my high school math classes turning over all the desks in the classrooms when the teacher went to grab a soda. When she came back, the desks were all upside down

5. If you could pick the last year of your life, which would you pick and why?
 2031 ... I will be 49. I don't want to live past 50 years

6. April showers bring May flowers. Have you ever been stuck in a rainstorm?
I purposely get stuck in the rain. I love the rain

7. Grapes. Green or red/purple? Seeded or seedless?
Seedless red grapes dipped in yogurt

8. Someone knocks at your door asking where your neighbor lives, calling your neighbor by name, do you point them in the right direction?
No, but that's because I have no idea what my neighbors' names are

9. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
My dog Oreo, a pillow, and a squeaky white bone dog toy

10. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I took a step outside last night to yell at Oreo to come back into the house