Kittens with mittens and barking dogs

1. Did you have a sugar overdose this past weekend?
I have sugar overdoses every day

2. What was the last thing you bought off of Ebay?
I bought a few baseball caps for my younger brother's Christmas present back in December

3. Springtime means bare feet. At least around here. Think about the last long walk you took, on purpose or not, how far did you walk?
It was across the Walmart parking lot

4. You pull into someone's driveway. Four large German Shepards come to your car. They are barking, but not in a "I'm going to tear your jugular out" kind of way. What do you do?
I roll down my window and throw out some of the dog treats I have permanently stored in my car. Then I would get out and try to pet them

5. What do you own the most of?
Clothes. I technically have 4 closets worth, but only wear about 5% of it 

6. Did you hear there is a Royal Wedding this week? What is the most obnoxious wedding you have attended? And we wanna know why it was so obnoxious. The word "obnoxious" is defined any way you want it to be... expensive, ugly dresses, stupid guests... whatever.
All weddings are obnoxious in some way

7. Which one of the dwarfs that Snow White hung around with is your favorite? Which one do you think you are most like?
I like Grumpy. I think most people would say I'm most like him

8. If I were to hand you an orange, how would you get the peel off?
I wouldn't. I don't like oranges

9. Sometimes a person just doesn't think of these things - do you think Adam & Eve had a belly button?
 I've actually thought about that before. They were supposedly made in God's image, so it depends on if God had a belly button

10. Those little kittens lost their mittens. Why do kittens have mittens anyway?
Probably because they don't like to get their paws wet