1) These days almost everything comes with a disclaimer. Sometimes the disclaimer on TV commercials is longer than the description of the product itself. If you came with your own personal disclaimer, what would it say?"WARNING: This woman might cause temporary or permanent insanity in all people she comes in contact with. Mood swings may worsen with time. Sexual frustration should be expected. Relationship may shave years off your life"
2) You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
I want to say my abusive ex-husband, but I want to be able to violently torture him for a while like he did me before I actually hit the button and make him explode
I think cigarettes should be banned altogether. I think they should be outlawed. I can say that because I used to smoke and I still crave them sometimes. I think these labels are a start, but I doubt it will stop anyone from smoking. They wouldn't stop me from smoking if I was still doing it
4) Many people I've known have lost their TV remotes only to find them later in their freezers or refrigerators. Where is the weirdest place you've left your TV remote?
My dad was infamous for losing the remotes. He used to leave them in the fridge or freezer at least once a week. He'd leave them in the restroom sometimes. Occasionally he'd accidentally leave the house with the remote in his pocket and would leave it at his workplace. Me? The weirdest place I've lost mine is between the parts of my sectional couch. It took forever to figure out that's where it went
5) What is something you do when you're sad/depressed that really cheers you up (or at least helps bring you somewhat out of your funk)?
I go to a pet store and play with puppies for 30 minutes or so. It's hard to stay sad/depressed when you have a super cute puppy kissing you all over your face
6) If I asked your past romantic partners if you were emotionally open, what would they say about you?
I like to claim I'm always emotionally open, but when it comes to being in a relationship, I have a severely hard time being open with my emotions with my partner
I'm all about the chili, cheese, and ketchup. I don't think anything else really fits on my hot dogs. I really don't understand the pickles or peppers on some of those hot dogs
8) If Love Potion #9 is an elixir for love, what is your potion for moving on and dating again after a bad breakup?
A little Mountain Dew
mixed with hard lemonade... sexy music/dancing at a nightclub.... and some casual sex with someone you'll never see again 9) You have been given the opportunity to create a TV show of your own design -- any genre, any demographic, limitless budget. What is it called and what's the premise?
I've always wanted to create a show called "Dollar Store Decorating." I've seen shows that do room makeovers on a budget, but I've never seen one that specifies that all your items have to come from dollar stores (or 99 cent stores. I've heard those exist somewhere, just not here). Dollar Tree often has some kick ass home decor items that all cost just $1. I think it would be a neat show
I think she is pretty damn ugly, but somehow she's cute too. I don't understand it. Honestly my dog Pearlz is uglier when she is angry and goes into her psycho bitch mode. I don't understand why they do this contest at all. Why celebrate ugly animals? I don't get it. You don't see "Miss Ugly America" pageants, so why a "World's Ugliest Dog Contest?"
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They probably have Ugly Dog contests because as you noted, even ugly dogs are somehow cute.
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