A black cat crosses the path of a feather-clad Betty White

1) (Since Bud keeps saying I need a sexier opening question ...) You decide to change doctors, and your new doctor turns out to be one of the sexiest people you've ever met. Does his/her extreme attractiveness make you feel awkward when you talk about very personal, intimate health details?
I have a hot general practice doctor. I mean like "Grey's Anatomy" McHottie type hot. I giggle like an idiot as soon as he walks into the exam room. I always feel awkward discussing sex or my period with him. He's the best doctor I've ever had, but the attractiveness does make things weird

2) Today (August 24) is International Strange Music Day. What is a type of music or a specific song some people would consider strange but you really love?
A coworker recently introduced me to Chris August's song "Candy Wrap." That is one really strange, but hilarious song. I can't embed the video here, unfortunately, but you can click here to watch it on YouTube. I really advise watching it. You'll laugh...

3) If someone mailed you a care package, what items would you hope were included?
Homemade cinnamon rolls would be my #1 need. Then probably some contact solution cause that shit gets expensive and some other random toiletries so I wouldn't have to spend money on them.

4) Are you ever concerned when a black cat walks in front of your car?
I always say a silent prayer when I see a black cat cross my path. I have no clue why. I am not normally a suspicious person, but this one still gets me 


5) UCLA student Kjerstin Gruys has vowed to go an entire year without looking into a mirror, including six months leading up to her wedding. Do you think you could go even a month without looking in a mirror?
I couldn't even go a single day without looking in a mirror. It's not because I really care what anyone thinks of me. I just have this serious issue with having my hair lay perfectly flat. If a single hair isn't lying flat against my head, I freak

6) Fashion-forward people seem to be flocking to feathers lately to accent their outfits. Feathers are being used in jewelry, being braided into hair, and designed right into dresses. Will feathers be weaved into your wardrobe?
I love feather boas. That's the only thing I love that includes feathers, and I'm not about to go walking around on a normal daily basis with a feather boa. Come Halloween... it's on though

7) What are your thoughts on arranged marriages?
They can't be any worse than the marriage I went through, and I picked the fucking moron. He slit my wrist, bit a hole out of my cheek, tried to light me on fire, among other things. I'd take a nice (very rich) guy through an arranged marriage over that any day

8) According to a Reuters/Ipsos study released last week, "Golden Girls" actress Betty White is the most popular and most trusted celebrity in America. What celebrity would you consider to be the most trustworthy?
 Anderson Cooper

9) On the other hand, who do you feel is the least trustworthy celebrity?
Charlie Sheen by far (I wonder how many other people will say him)

10) (Question courtesy of an old episode of the TV show "Scrubs") If you or your significant other were pregnant and if there was a test to see if your future baby would turn out gay, would you have the test done out of curiosity?
 The results of the test would not change my opinion of my future child or change how I would treat him or her after birth, but I think if I got pregnant, I'd get every single test done that I could possibly have done